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Published on December 7, 2003 By Mindy_ In Pets & Nature
Ok so just when i was convinced that my blogging days were over...IT HAPPENED...Frosty my lilttle buddy Jordins kitty went to the bathroom....NOW i know that you train dogs to go out side but i dont know how they actually learn...first they crap on the floor then then pee on paper ad before you know it Bandit is patiently sitting by the door hold that bladder door shut till it gets let outside to do his business...HOW? i dont know but....what really amazes me is HOW DO KITTY"S LEARN THAT THEY ARE TO DO THEIR BUSINESS IN THE BOX?????...i mean c;mon now we all know thats cats are way to smart to ever go back into a box that a human shoves them into...and they give no warning about their bodily functions..oh except hairballs that they're about to projectile vomit across the room....ANYWAY, i have never seen kitty poop lying on the brand new carpet... i think they just know that the box is for them....AND WHHY out of all the cats i could have found for jordin did i find the one that cant just bat at a feather that dangles from a strng thats tied to a desk... no why do i find the one kitty that bats at the feather but stares directly past it to analyze the situaiton...starring to the knot thats tied above to hold the feather up not just playing ...no looking for the answers to the question most commonly asked...HOW?....well i dont know what else to say NO WAIT i do .... i lie to my ex to make myself look better and to try to get her to feel like shit all the time.....WHY? i dont know but c'mon people is that really a bad thing... :-/ ....Talk back to me....Melinda
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